1 May 2014

Slowly We Trust Guest Post




Slowly We Trust - Fall and Rise #3
by Chelsea M. Cameron





Audrey Valdez didn’t mean to fall for Will Anders. He isn’t her type. At all. But his goofy smile, Star Wars quotes and athletic body make it impossible. She's lived so long in the darkness and Will is like the sun. He makes her laugh more than she has in years and cares for her more than her own family. 


But there are things about Audrey that Will doesn't know, things he can't know. She tries to push him away, but he just ends up getting closer to her, and to her secret. Is the risk of losing him forever worth the chance a being with the only person she's ever loved who has loved her back?



You can read my review of SLOWLY WE TRUST here!


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DEEPER WE FALL 


FASTER WE BURN

SLOWLY WE TRUST 



Author Spotlight:

Chelsea M. Cameron is a YA/NA New York Times/USA Today Best Selling author from Maine. Lover of things random and ridiculous, Jane Austen/Charlotte and Emily Bronte Fangirl, red velvet cake enthusiast, obsessive tea drinker, vegetarian, former cheerleader and world's worst video gamer. When not writing, she enjoys watching infomercials, singing in the car and tweeting (this one time, she was tweeted by Neil Gaiman). She has a degree in journalism from the University of Maine, Orono that she promptly abandoned to write about the people in her own head. More often than not, these people turn out to be just as weird as she is.




Her New Adult Contemporary Romance titles include My Favorite Mistake, which has been bought by Harlequin along with a sequel, Deeper We Fall and Faster We Burn (April 20, 2013)

Her Young Adult books include Nocturnal, Nightmare and Neither, the first three books in The Noctalis Chronicles. The fourth and final book, Neverend will be out in 2013. Whisper, the first in The Whisper Trilogy is also available, with the second book in the series, Silence and the final book, LIsten coming out in 2014.

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Chelsea has very kindly written a brilliant guest post on...SEX Scenes (it's fab &  hilarious)!


How to write a sex scene 
Turn on computer.
Pull up document.
Giggle to yourself about what smutty smut you’re going to write today.
Tilt computer screen so no one can read it.
Realize you don't care if someone sees it. This is going to be the most EPIC sex scene ever.
Like, Titanic I-drew-you-naked-so-let’s-have-sex-in-the-car epic.
Get the two characters alone.
Decide that doing it in a bed has SOOOO been done.
Google different places where your characters could do it.
Ew, some people are disgusting.
How do you even do that on a Ferris wheel?
No, a bed is good.
Try and decide if they’re going to disrobe, or if it’s going to be a passionate quickie.
Clothes off is good.
Okay, his shirt is off. Describing sexy planes of his chest.
Why do men have nipples anyway?
Oh, I didn’t know he had a tattoo there. That’s interesting. Thanks for not sharing that with me, character.
Her shirt is off too. But she has to be wearing a cute bra!
Run to Victoria’s Secret and spend a half hour looking (shopping) for a bra for your character (you).
And she has to have matching panties. Because.
And we’re kissing. And we’re kissing and touching.
And we’re kissing and touching and he’s taking his pants off.
There it is.
What am I calling it in this one?
Google names for man bits.
Decide you hate all of them.
Go back to your old standby.
Google names of lady parts.
Decide you hate all of them.
Go back to your old standby.
Decide that missionary is boring.
Google the kama sutra.
How is that even POSSIBLE?
Is that her leg? Or his arm?
Spend a half hour twisting yourself into a pretzel.
Decide that missionary has worked for you so far.
We are in business. This is happening.
Lady parts and man bits are meeting and kissing is happening and it’s so beautiful and magical and you never want it to end.
What’s a better word for climax?
Explosion? No, she’s not a bomb.
Go with climax.
Realize your face is red. Also, is it hot in here?
Things are still happening. These characters have stamina!
Also, this male character knows what he’s doing. You’re welcome, ladies.
Damn, he’s good. So good. Soooo gooooodddd.
Close computer.
Realize you need to find someone to act out this scene with. You know, for writing/research purposes.

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